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Credits
Cast
Gary – Mike Trapp
Mom – D’Arcy Carden
Dad – Adam Conover
Jessica – Emily Axford
Ricky – Marshall Givens
Baby – Wyatt Salinas
Maverick Salinas
Crew
Director – Matthew Pollock
Writer – Mike Trapp
Producer – Jon Wolf
Cinematography – Elie Smolkin
Editor – Kent Kincannon
President of Original Content – Sam Reich
VP of Production / Executive Producer – Spencer Griffin
Director of Production – Sam Sparks
Director of Post Production – Michael Schaubach
Production Manager – Sam Kirkpatrick
Casting Director – Chrissy Fiorilli-Ellington
Art Director – Caitlin Williams
Hair and Makeup – Kathleen Pardo
Production Coordinator – Michele Santoro
Sound Mixer – Brad Harding
Visual Effects – Gloo Studio
1st Assistant Camera – Ryan Hogue
2nd Assistant Camera – Chase Azimi
Gaffer – Dustin Gardner
Key Grip – Donato Bragagnolo
Swing – Johnny Silvis
Post Production Supervisor – Evan Watkins
Post Production Coordinator – Andrew Mallonee
Head Assistant Editor – Phil Fox
Production Legal – Karen Segall
Production Accountant – Christine Rodriguez
Assistant Production Accountant – Shay Parsons
Second Assistant Production Accountant – Rebecca Call
Set Teacher – Joelle Bruce
Intern – Michael Sneeden
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1. EXACTLY ME.
2. WTF DID I WATCH AT THE END?
3. WHY AM I WRITING IN CAPS???
I hate how parents are always raving about their newborn babies, how cute
they are. No they’re not. They look like potatoes.
Am I the only one who’s the weird one in the family for not wanting to hold
or entertain the baby? Give me a kitten and I will love it to death but
Babies are just gross…
“Kids are like farts. You don’t mind your own, but other peoples are
terrible”
Luckily no one ever offers me to hold a baby. If they did, I am afraid I
would somehow manage to power bomb it into the ground and elbow drop it’s
face.
I hold babies everyday… when I cradle my nutsack.
I’d rather hold on to a ticking time bomb than a baby. They are just so
creepy lookin. Why people find those things cute I’ll never know.
I hate babies not because they destroy the rest of your life
just because most of them come out as ungrateful shitheads
“YOU SPENT NINE MONTHS MAKING A MIRACLE AND IM GOING TO FUCK IT UP ANY
SECOND
Treat babies like dishes, drop a few on the floor and people stop asking
you to hold them.
I LITERALLY DIED
When I first watched the video I was like everyone was gonna say OMG SO
FUNNY or something like that but instead everyone is like first comment or
38th view PEOPLE THESE DAYS
This was uploaded on my birthday!
After watching this video I have come to the realisation that College Humor
opposes abortion and strongly opposes feminazism. The phrase “you spent 9
months creating a *miracle* ” proves my claim is correct. I applaud you
College Humor for opposing abortion and feminazism. We all know that it is
a practise that exists as a ritual to join the feminazi group. Only
feminazis and fools associated with them can call human babies and foetuses
“parasites”. Anything that infuriates feminazis is most likely good. Only
insane women (feminazis) find committing manslaughter against defenceless
forming humans to be acceptable. What good is a mother who doesn’t have the
instinct to protect her children? I suppose if the woman having an abortion
doesn’t want to be a mother then she may not be insane but then I question
why she doesn’t have tubal ligation. Then again, babies and humans are
nothing more than lumps of hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, and other trace
elements so abortion and manslaughter in general isn’t necessarily evil.
So….. if the baby was perfectly fine till the second guy took it why did
they blame the first guy?……. I mean I get it’s a joke but just doesn’t
seem to make sense if I were them I’d blame the guy that was currently
holding it.
Dont even bother trying to insult me, I know very well that a lot of people
will be angered by my opinion. Now that we got that out of the way, babies
are not cute at all. They’re annoying and filthy in my opinion. If someone
tried to give their baby to me and wanted me to hold it, I’d simply walk
away.
Dear the internet:
FOR THE SAKE OF FLYING BABOONS EATING BACON, IT’S JUST A COMEDY VIDEO!
WHERE DID FEMINISM COME INTO THIS?
Thank you.
That guy has the most punchable face I’ve ever seen.
Too many idiots in the comments for this.
As a misanthropist I find the baby praising disgusting “9 months making a
miracle”, “most valuable fragile thing you can have”, gtfo.
No offense to anyone who has kids but i’m going to be honest i dislike
kids, they are annoying many people may say that i’m just exaggerating and
that i’m gonna have kids in the future but let’s be honest, kids today are
different in today’s time and i can give you a shitload of reasons why
having a kid is a pain in ass not saying people can’t have kids but you
need to have a lot of patience’s and time to have a kid and believe me, i
used to raise kids when i was a teen but believe me if you don’t got the
balls or the time don’t do it.
I thought I was the only one to fear keep in arm babies
Do not read the comments or your brain will explode from overexposure to
stupidity
Darude-Sandstorm
Fuck babies.
Hahaha finally a comment section I can relate to. I do my best to distance
myself from children but they always seem to gravitate towards me -.-
It seems like everyone either hates or loves babies. They’re BABIES. How is
that controversial? We were all babies at one point.
He’s worried about breaking it, I’m more worried about the fact I’d even
have to touch it.
first time i held baby i was 10 and given no direction just support the
head… so i did and found the soft spot and i started poking it because no
one told me not to ( i mean i was supporting the head…) i got bored with
it gave it back asked why the head was so squishy got the death glare…
baby started crying. Moral of the story babies are really boring and so
feeble why would i waste my time on them eventually they’ll be interesting
but most will stay boring so i reiterate no point unless your a
sadist/mashonist (I’m not looking up what these words mean) who enjoys the
routine destruction of poon world wide
دارود – عاصفة الرمل
just watching this video stressed me out
Well, that was the last thing I expected.
I’m always a little freaked out when I hold a baby. I just have that
thought of… What if I drop him or her and then I become the reason why
the kid has brain damage. The kid would be walking around and saying.. I
would’ve been able to go to college if I wasn’t dropped as a baby.
Anal❤️
*can someone help me? my new phone types everything in bold.*
Babies are fine. But anyone between the ages of two and 16 I just can’t
handle.
I never want to hold a baby either. It’s not dislike them, I just feel
incredibly uncomfortable around them. Once the kids get to an age where I
can have a conversation with them, then I’m fine. Before that, they just
kinda weird me out.
not big fan of babies either why would i want to see one? I don’t gain
enjoyment from it and the baby is not going to remember so I’m ok cousin
whatever illl wait until the kids at least 18-20 before i introduce myself
Wow, that acting was better than I’d expected. Great sketch too!
SOMEONE GET ME A GLASS OF WATER, I’M DYING OF…
FIRST
when you hold a baby, you hold the FUTURE